Friday, November 30, 2012

Please stopping is a SKILL, people

Scene: Me, singing Bob Marley

Hunter: PLEASE STOP. Stop singing.

Me: Why? You know, I help pay the mortgage around here. And I'm 40 years old. I think I've earned the right to sing in my own house. Plus, I'm a pretty good singer when I try.

Hunter, silence. And then: Yeah, but I'm a better "please stopper."

Hmph.