Me: What was the best part of your day ...?
Wilder: [pause] ... Kate. (Kate is a friend from daycare, all blonde curls and a sassy nature.)
Me: Oh yeah? Is Kate your girlfriend?
Wilder: [sheepish and shy and barely a whisper] Yes.
Me: Is she pretty? Do you luurrrrrrve her???
Wilder: Yes ... Kate a BAD GIRL. She BAD BAD GIRL ...
Me: Why? Did Kate do something today?
Wilder: Yes ... [enter rambling non-sensical monologue about Kate and a red ball and lord knows what else in which I'm quite sure Kate was unfairly impugned.]
Me: So Kate took your ball and had to go to timeout ... but she was still the best part of your day?
Wilder: Yes ... sing now, Mama. Sing.
Awwwww. My boy has his first crush!
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