How do you prove your love on Valentine's Day to your son? Apparently, if you're me, you lock him inside your car -- WITH THE KEYS -- at CVS for 45 minutes and, after he's screamed his head off and you've lost all feelings in your extremeties AND the fire department and local locksmith have treated you with great sympathy that's almost sent your tear ducts into overdrive ... yeah, well THEN you lose his red heart mylar balloon.
I suck. Sneef.
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