Two phrases I never thought would come out of my mouth, uttered within two minutes of each other just now:
1. Do what you gotta do. Dry hump the pillow. Then get off of it so I can put it back on the couch.
AND
2. If I catch you licking the TV again, you're going to time out.
Clearly someone's feeling, uhh, tactile here at our house today.
1 comment:
/chuckle.
you'd think I was home watching Love Potion Number 9 again.
good one hon.
ly,
-J
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